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This Is What Robert Pattinson’s O Face Looks Like, No Really … Seriously

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Robert Pattinson told a German newspaper that in the film Little Ashes his masturbation was not simulated, he actually did it on camera. I’m sorry but if I had to see these GIFs, you did too. According to the magazine, “Pattinson full on pleasured himself to completion in the scene, because faking it “just doesn’t work.” I find it hard to believe that those creepy faces he made were hard to simulate. I am making those creepy faces now and I am certainly not fapping in the middle of the office.

“My hand job face is recorded for eternity,” Pattinson said. Yes, yes it will.

The stroke begins . . .

Heating up

Here it comes . . .

There’s the O-face

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Emerald is an editor at CollegeCandy, lover of coffee, and pretend francophile. After studying writing and popular culture at NYU she decided to be a grownup and get a job. Tweet at ya' girl @EmeraldGritty.