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15 Dogs With Eyebrows Look Coy, Surprised, Like They Farted . . .


Dogs with eyebrows are a thing where people draw on eyebrows or tape pieces of paper onto their dogs so that we can anthropomorphize them even more. It’s not enough to think a dog is smiling just because it’s hot and panting with its tongue out is how dogs stay cool or to think a dog is sad when it’s really just kind of sitting there—we need to add humanlike facial hair!  I’m not going to lie, I find this just as adorable as the next lady with a loyal canine friend but I wonder what’s going on in these pets’ heads. First we started breading our cats, then we started putting dogs in lady tights, now we’re drawing eyebrows on them. These animals must be exhausted of our silly antics but I guess we feed them so they have no choice but to obey us and look adorable!

I’ve only ever had bitchy cats who refused to wear the luxurious blue, rhinestone encrusted cat collars I would get them. It was so sad.

    Emerald is an editor at CollegeCandy, lover of coffee, and pretend francophile. After studying writing and popular culture at NYU she decided to be a grownup and get a job. Tweet at ya' girl @EmeraldGritty.