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Yale’s Mad Pooper Strikes Again, Leaves Poop-Stained Shirts On Clothing Line


Shit is getting real, no pun intended! Yale has been dealing with a mad pooper, a mysterious student who has been pooping in their schoolmates’ laundry. The pooping had gotten so serious police became involved because, well, defecating on people’s stuff is not legal.

Now the mad pooper has pooped on a bunch of t-shirts and placed them on a clothing line to brag about the pooping!

According to Gawker, “An unidentified individual spent Thursday night hanging several articles of poop-smeared clothing on a clothesline near Berkeley College, another of Yale’s residential colleges. (The original poop-related incidents took place at Saybrook College.) ”

What is going on! The Yale Daily News reports, “At 3:35 a.m., students received an anonymous email from the alleged ‘poopetrator’ alerting students to the bizarre display.”

Here is the email:

From: Copro Philiac <>
Date: Fri, Oct 4, 2013 at 3:35 AM
Subject: Airing some dirty laundry…

Last time, promise. 🙂

Forever yours,



Emerald is an editor at CollegeCandy, lover of coffee, and pretend francophile. After studying writing and popular culture at NYU she decided to be a grownup and get a job. Tweet at ya' girl @EmeraldGritty.