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Oprah Shares Her Favorite Things of 2013, Produces Most Absurd List of Crap Ever


Oprah’s Favorite Things of 2013 have been annouced, and there are some items on this list that I didn’t even know existed. But, naturally, now I want them and need them and will not be living my Best Life until I have shelled out $222 for organic cotton pajamas.

“This is the ultimate, ultimate list of my Favorite Things,” Oprah says in regard to this year’s lineup of over-the-top indulgences. That statement alone should prepare you for all the absurdity that lies ahead as you click through 60 products that caught Queen O’s attention and wooed her top-shelf sensibilities.

Now America’s favorite TV personality, ebony goddess and knower of fine thangs wants you to know that out there in the cosmos is a $400 custom illustrated pillow being offered at 20% off with the coupon code “OPRAH”. My lucky stars!!

Don’t forget to check out the most ridiculous reactions to Oprah’s Favorite Things throughout the years.

Might as well be my face right now.

Take a look below at our favorites of Oprah’s Favorite Things. Cashier! Ring up two of each, please.

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