13 Things You Must NEVER Say To Him!

He loves you. Or at least really likes you. Point is, if you want to keep a happy and healthy relationship happy and healthy, there are certain things you shouldn’t say to him. I’m not necessarily talking about the intentions behind the words, I’m talking about certain specific things. Words carry power. Sticks and stones break bones but words will make you wish there was a Dalek nearby with it’s plunger laser weapon aimed squarely at your two hearts. These are some of those certain specific things… (As a special theme for this week’s Dude’s List I present to you a gallery of sad Etsy boyfriends. Because, yeah.)

What’d I miss? Any favorites that didn’t make the cut? Any you’ve personally heard and wish to make it know should never be uttered again? Or are we all just being way too sensitive? Let me know in the comments section below.

Choosing my words carefully,

The Dude

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