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Q&A With A Guy Who Has Two Penises


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It’s a Christmas miracle! Los milagros!  There is a guy on reddit with two penises. Twice the fun, a real twofer, a true double down. Can a man really be born with two dicks? Is he faking it? NOPE. There’s pictures. NSFW pictures. There is a man roaming the Earth with two penises and he did an AMA on reddit and it is incredible. There’s not much to say about this other than wow, what a life! 

In case you are wondering diphallia is a real condition in which a male sexed person is born with two penises, according to Wiki, “The first reported case was by Johannes Jacob Wecker in 1609. Its occurrence is 1 in 5.5 million men in the United States” 

Genetics are crazy and IDK how I’d feel about dating a man with two penises, seems like a lot of pressure . . . Anyway, here are the man with deux peens’ best answers.

How do women react when they find out?

Varies from girl to girl. Some have been like WOW. Some have been like THATS FAKE! Some have freaked out, like, called me names. Most are pretty curious, but i don’t have casual sex anymore, I stopped a few years back. Didn’t like the empty feeling inside after a one night stand. Did a lot of those in my late teens. A LOT of them. But for the most part, girls were nervous and some changed their mind at the last minute. Dudes NEVER change their mind, they always want it even if they’re freaked out a little. lol

Do you tend to warn them before hand?

“I’ve been in a serious relationship with a girl and a guy for a while now. I call it monogamous because we are exclusive. She enjoys it. The three girls before her enjoyed it. It’s sort of, made a few run screaming in the past. Usually the ones I get to know well before we date are cool with it. I dont talk about it otherwise, like if im not going to have sex with you, you wont know i’ve got two dicks. lol”

And you’re welcome. So tell me, what’s it like having a boyfriend and a girlfriend at the same time? Any awkwardness between the three of you?

“Actually no awkardness. They were a couple before they mutually started dating me. She is straight, and he is bisexual and discovered he was when after four months of them both knowing me, they found out about my cocks. It clicked and we’ve been together since.”

Serious question – when you pee, do you pee from both? I imagine that would get tricky at times.

Yup and it’s not tricky, I’ve pee’d from both all my life. 😉

Do they both hang to one side of your pants, or do they split the seam?

“When i go commando, which is almost always except in winter, they take their own sides. the seam can be a pain sometimes because the skin between them is a little delicate and sensitive.”

What’s it like having both of them in the same hole?

“Snug? 😉 Its nice. i like hearing the moaning from the person I’m squeezed inside of.”

Im very curious as to what the story of how you lost your virginity went.

“I should write a book about it. lol”

Have you ever considered getting one removed?

“In my mid teens. Yeah. Now, hell no.”

Has having both ever landed you in a situation where you wish that you only had one normal penis?

“Two words: high School.”

Are there any possible complications you have to watch for?

“My prostate gets inflamed if I don’t ejaculate enough. I’m probably the only guy with a legit reason to orgasm at least once every day or two days. My prostate gets stimulation from both cocks and creates a lot of seminal fluid. So when i cum it has to be squeezed every few days to get all the excess out. otherwise it feels bloated and painful.”

Do you have a favorite?

“Yes. the right one. The left one has a grudge against me for it too. lol”

[Via. Reddit]

Emerald is an editor at CollegeCandy, lover of coffee, and pretend francophile. After studying writing and popular culture at NYU she decided to be a grownup and get a job. Tweet at ya' girl @EmeraldGritty.