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The 15 Times Jesus Appeared On Food And Stuff


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Every now and again Jesus likes to appear on stuff like, “Hey girl, wassup?” In a time of uncertainty, questionable morality (The Real Housewives saga) and increasingly chillaxed Popes, it’s no wonder Jesus likes to remind us that he is around, keeping the piece, enjoying the salty vessel of potato products. I am not entirely sure why someone as holy appears on fried taters but hey, potatoes are practically universally beloved—it’s a great way to reach the masses. Thus, we present you on this very Thursday, 15 times Jesus appeared on food and stuff and was all, “Don’t eat me, lamb.”

    Emerald is an editor at CollegeCandy, lover of coffee, and pretend francophile. After studying writing and popular culture at NYU she decided to be a grownup and get a job. Tweet at ya' girl @EmeraldGritty.