Just a few weeks ago, you probably wouldn’t have known the name Katie Heaney. Was she a girl in your English class? Someone your ex rebounded with? Maybe she was in your study group a few semesters back? Her name has that generic ring to it that makes you think hmm…maybe I know her. But today, make no mistake, Katie Heaney is making a less generic name for herself — one as the girl who is 25 and has still yet to experience a first date. Her first book, a collection of essays aptly titled “Never Have I Ever: My Life (So Far) Without a Date”, is gaining a maelstrom of buzz.
Now, those notorious betches at BetchesLoveThis have decided to go in on Miss Katie, clearly outlining why she — and you, if you’re in a similar situation — is perpetually single can’t (womp womp) can’t find a date.
This blind item definitely points to Justin Bieber and his seized cell phone. Apparently there are photos of Hollywood’s youngest and (not so) brightest caught in compromising positions. Gross.
Toy Story recreated by kittens? Yup, I’ll watch that.