There is literally nothing like the adventure’s of a plank’s life spiraling in and out of control to remind you that you are doing nothing with your life. There is also nothing like reminding yourself that this plank isn’t real and someone is actually contriving all of these scenarios then Snapchatting them to remind you that your life is pretty OK. God, our generation is so weird and so awesome.
The Plank becomes a drug addict.
We’ll let the questionable use of the “n” word slide here.
The Plank gets bitches.
The Plank goes to art school.
The Plank is really digging his art.
The Plank is not that into art and goes on tour.
