Miley Cyrus Rides Wiener, Monica Lewinskys Bill Clinton, Is Batshit

Miley Cyrus kicked off her Bangerz Tour this weekend by simulating oral sex on Bill Clinton. Basically, it was exactly what I had imagined, except way worse. Miley’s vision is both someone’s actual nightmare and someones’ actual acid trip. It’s a feathered, cow girl, pot head, sequin-fest. It’s a pop culture, political, little-people-dressed-as-joints, twerk-tastic-booty-filled, Britney Spears-referenced, tongue twisting celebration of things that I do not understand. Does anyone? It’s Miley Cyrus, 100%. I understand the precaution, Miley can sing pretty well but it’s not as though she can dance. She needs the spectacle surrounding her otherwise her concert would be pretty boring (see: Rihanna).  I don’t know if Miley is really a dadaist—an early 20th century artist who mixed a bunch of random images together to be utterly meaningless by rejecting reason and logic—or just a girl with a lot of money and the ability to literally do whatever. I don’t know if Miley has vision or is just having fun, I suppose in the end it doesn’t really matter. 

I have no idea what any of this means but it looks like a good time, if you’re really, really stoned.

[Via Daily Mail /2]

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