Yo, Russian Caucasian Mountain Dogs are big as hell and cute as hell. They are the kind of dog that will PROTECT YOU, then snuggle with you because they are ginormous and fluffy. There isn’t a dog more appropriate for the Winter Olympics being held in Russia’s Sochi and considering the fact Sochi is literally executing their stray dogs, a little dog worship is necessary to remind everyone who man’s best friend really is. Cats have been getting too good of a rep lately. Well, my cat has been pooping on the bathroom floor so I am just about fed up with cats. If I wanted poop on my floor I would get a dog, then at least I would have a dog and not a cat. Anyway these dogs are fluffy and have scary teeth, basically they are the perfect husband.