Katy Perry And John Mayer Breakup, True Love Isn't Real

Katy Perry and John Mayer have called it quits. They really seemed like the perfect couple. Katy is so generically quirky and John is so generically douchey. They both think they’re more interesting than they actually are. True love! There’s no word on why they have broken up, I honestly thought these two were going to get married. John has a history of being a womanizer and Katy has a history of squirting whipped cream out of her breasts and insulting Eastern cultures, so it’s a shame things didn’t work out. At least these two will be making fantastic music comparable to Beethoven, The Beatles and Jimi Hendrix, right?
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Your "Pretty Little Liars" Cheat Sheet: Season 4, Episode 21
Your "Pretty Little Liars" Cheat Sheet: Season 4, Episode 21
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