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The Cardinal Sins of Oral Sex: 7 Things No One Should EVER Be Doing


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When it comes to tasteful topics of discussion (no pun intended), oral sex doesn’t always top the list. In fact, even the most sex-savvy women sometimes find themselves shying away from publicly discussing this polarizing activity. There are some girls who simply will not give (let’s say it all together now) blow jobs, and some guys who simply won’t date those girls. Likewise, you’ve probably found yourself in a position, quite literally, where you’re wondering why someone won’t put their mouth on your ladybits.

And that’s really only half the issue. Serious problems arise when you or your partner love to give the gift of oral, yet have no idea what is and isn’t proper technique or etiquette. Any woman who has found herself with a guy who repeatedly rams his finger up her vajay in the name of pleasure knows what I’m talking about. And guys — I know that Cosmo sex tip about “lightly using teeth” was the worst thing that ever happened to modern BJs.

While everyone is different and enjoys sex in their own way, there’s definitely a textbook road map we can all follow when heading south. Read, love, memorize. Your partner will be glad you did.

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    Heather is a senior at FIT majoring in Visual Presentation and Exhibit Design (try saying that five times fast...while you've got a martini in your hand). The best sext she ever sent read, "I'm trying to have a romantic moment and you keep talking about your boner." She hopes to write even better things here.