A young man ponders whether or not he should cheat on his girlfriend with his “side bitch.” Instead of weighing the pros and cons, he does it for 20 retweets on Twitter. He then proceeds to steal money from his girlfriend’s purse, text his “side bitch,” meets her in his car, receives oral sex from her, buys skittles and arrives back home to his girlfriend safe and sound. Who knows if it’s real or not but if it is, I now know why TIME and the New York Times write all those dumb articles about how millennials are overexposed. I guess some of us just outright choose to be.
Hopefully these photos will circulate on Tumblr long enough for his girlfriend to see what a tool she is dating. Reblog the pictures from here.