10 Totally Unnecessary Food Inventions

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I appreciate those innovative enough to reinvent the wheel, find a less obvious problem and create a new solution. However, while these are noble and even clever attempts at making our lives easier, they aren’t necessarily the most practical. I mean do we really need a plate just squished between our keyboard? Why not have it clipped onto the side? How would that work while I am typing? Yes, I would have delicious pizza but my typing speed would decrease immensely because I would be distracted by pizza and my hands would be super far apart. I am not sure if these strange food inventions actually solve any of our practical issues, until someone invents carb-less bread, I will remain skeptical of all inventors.

COLLEGECANDY Writer
COLLEGECANDY Writer
Emerald is an editor at CollegeCandy, lover of coffee, and pretend francophile. After studying writing and popular culture at NYU she decided to be a grownup and get a job. Tweet at ya' girl @EmeraldGritty.