Man Sees Butt Cracks, Man Prays For Butt Cracks, Man Cries For Butt Cracks

One man. One journey. Many butt cracks. In a cafeteria, at what appears to be a Magic The Gathering tournament or similar card game of the geekish culture, a brave, courageous man did what only the mighty could do. He took selfies with people’s butt cracks. He prayed for those butt cracks. He cried for those butt cracks. For when will they return home? For when will they become veiled by the sheaths meant to protect them again? We do not know. We can only hope that the butt cracks in these photos were saved and their sanctity restored. Pray for the butt cracks.

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