R. Kelly may be a rapist who enjoys urinating on underage women, but that doesn’t mean his lyrics can’t be full of grade A sexual advice, right? (The answer is no. R. Kelly is a disgrace and we as a society really, really need to stop supporting his music career. This post is entirely sarcastic.)
Whether he’s telling women they deserve better in ‘You Deserve Better’ or proposing exciting new locations for sex, – ‘let’s do it on the balcony, let everybody watch’ – R. Kelly has made it his goal to write songs that will inspire healthier relationships and hotter sex. We read through the lyrics of every song R. Kelly has ever released, and rounded up the 27 best pieces of relationship and sex advice he has to offer.
Yes, most of his songs are focused on giving him that toot toot and beep beep, but some of the tips are surprisingly good…
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27 Pieces of Relationship and Sex Advice From R. Kelly
