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College Student Smashes Through Spa Door, Devours All The Hot Pockets


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A Notre Dame student became the incredible hulk or just got super duper wasted. This is what I imagine bath salts is like but he wasn’t on bath salts—maybe. Drink responsibly! 19-year-old Brian McCurren smashed through the door of a spa called Therapeutic Indulgence with a 100-pound flower pot. One he got in he used a hammer to dig a giant hole through the dry wall.


He then got a fire extinguisher and began spraying it around four different rooms of the building. He left a trail that led the officers right to him. Brilliant. While going on his rampage he made hot pockets out of the spa fridge and police found macaroni and cheese cooking in the oven.


Brian was arrested and charged with burglary, vandalism and underage drinking, causing several thousand dollars of damage to the building. When police found him and asked if he had been on drugs he said, “I hope so.” There are moments in life where you wonder if someone is your personal hero or should be institutionalized.

[Via. Buzzfeed]

Emerald is an editor at CollegeCandy, lover of coffee, and pretend francophile. After studying writing and popular culture at NYU she decided to be a grownup and get a job. Tweet at ya' girl @EmeraldGritty.