“Sallie Mae pay off my tuition please.” Aspiring actress Chanel Carroll created the only Beyoncé’s “Partition” parody America needs: one about student loans. Tuition is the club banger that will get you super turnt up on student loan debt. From the looks of it Chanel attended my Alma Mater, NYU. I feel you girl. $90K to Sallie Mae right hurr. The video even samples a voice mail from one of Sallie Mae’s voice messages. The lyrics pretty much sum up most people’s college experience; no matter how much financial aid, how many good grades or how good the school the majority of us are drowning while our credit scores go down.