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Me. I Am Mariah . . . The Elusive Chanteuse Is Mariah Carey’s New Album


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Mariah Carey is bat shit delusional and I so love her for it. Not just because she will shameless Photoshop her body to look 6 sizes smaller than it actually is because, “Yolo, fuck it, who cares?” Not because she brought her own lighting to a radio interview on Power 105. Not because she throws shade like no other. Not because she had the most iconically crazy MTV Cribs episode. Not just because Glitter was a great movie. Well, actually it’s because of all those reasons but really she does have a voice like no other.

Me. I am Mariah . . . The Elusive Chanteuse will surely be something. The back cover of the album features a self portrait she drew when she was a three years old and entitled it “Me. I am Mariah.” OTAY.

Shading Nicki Minaj


Shading Madonna


Shading Jennifer Lopez


Shading Christina Aguilera


Shading Eminem


She is basically Betty Draper but way better.


Emerald is an editor at CollegeCandy, lover of coffee, and pretend francophile. After studying writing and popular culture at NYU she decided to be a grownup and get a job. Tweet at ya' girl @EmeraldGritty.