What does your Pinterest board say about you? Statistically speaking your pin board probably says you like to look at all the pretty things. But it’s more fun to think about these broad general things as a deep signifier of our personality type. Keep in mind this list is total bullshit but it’s pretty accurate total bullshit.
The Girl With The Wedding Board Who Ain’t Even Engaged
You’re so thirsty. You aren’t even seeing anybody seriously and you are already planning that big day. What kind of wedding are you going to have ? Big or small? What color napkins? Will there be mason jars? Girl, somebody let you watch too many Disney princess movies and you actually started to believe that fairy tales come true. Well, keep pinning because when you’re current beau finds out you’ve been planning your wedding since the first date the only thing you are going to have left is your blindly optimistic wishful thinking.
The Lady With All The Crafts
“But my cats love my crafts!” Oh, if you could hear yourself speak. You’re one gray hair away from being an old cat lady with a bunch of ugly crafts projects. Don’t worry you’ll be able to sell your egg crate organizers on Etsy after your friends have to intervene because you are a hoarder.
The Girl Who “Loves Fashion”
Sorry, you’re generic taste in v-neck t-shirts styled with “arm candy,” makes you basic. A pin board full of 127,000 girls wearing Old Navy’s latest—you’re basic.
The High Fashion Board
You love fashion. You love designers. You love looking at meticulously made clothing but you are too lazy to start an actual blog so you just pin your life away into Roberto Cavalli oblivion.
The ’90s Kid
No one who is old enough to remember the ’90s would ever start a Pinterest board about the ’90s because all those people are in their thirties and they don’t have time for that shit.
The Beauty Guru
You’re an expert on makeup application. You work tirelessly to create beauty tutorials. Makeup is your passion. The only trouble is your skills are so advanced that your “easy 6-step smokey eye tutorials” are too complicated for any untrained human brain. So you work at Sephora . . .
The Thinspo Girl
You’re one of those Type A, never settling for anything less than the best, hardworking, goal orientated super people. Unfortunately, the other 95% of the world loves pizza and chocolate and donuts and beer. As soon as you open your mouth to talk about the most effective way to reduce belly fat your friends tune you out. They all wish they could be more like you because you work damn hard but at the end of the day they’d just rather you shut up so they can eat cake.
The Geek Girl
Unfortunately no one on Pinterest cares about gadgets because all the users are thirsty to get wifed up.
The Foodie
You are God. Food is the most delicious thing ever. Good food is amazing. If you make these recipes you are God. But even if you just like to look at yummy food then you are basically on the right track. You love food. Humans love food. You are the life blood of humanity. I love you. You amaze me. You’re perfect. GOD BLESS YOU, GOD.
