Everyone’s talking about Bobby Norris’ junk today. The Only Way is Essex star stepped out in what can only be described as a g-string for men, except it’s even more scandalous (if that’s possible). When I saw the photos of his tanned, toned, hairless body, I immediately thought of a post I had seen previously on CollegeCandy. Well, actually, that’s not true. Immediately I attempted to scratch my eyes out, scream and gag at the same time. Then when I was done with that, I thought about CollegeCandy.
The below post appeared from Danielle (hey, girl!) back last spring. We’re always first in line when there’s news of developments in the world of men’s underwear. Do you think this could be the same brand dear Bobby Norris was wearing? His situation looks a lot like these inderwear things!
Us girls have plenty of options when it comes to underwear. Bikini, boy shorts, cheekies, thongs, no panty line, lace, the list goes on! On the other hand, I feel like guys don’t have many options. There are briefs, boxers, boxer briefs, and….man thongs. But Alter, French undergarment company, has a new style for guys: the Flash Blue Side String. I thought this was a joke when I saw it, but it’s completely real! This side thong comes in 4 colors: blue, red, white, and black. It comes in sizes XS-XL and goes for about $29 USD. The material of this new undergarment is spandex and polyamide, so you got the tight fit and stretch!
As a girl, I have a few questions. How would a guy put it on? I figure it kinda works like a garter, so you just pull it up one leg, up to your thigh. Then you tuck your junk into sack..and pull the rest up through your bum cheeks like a thong. Sounds…comfy? And is it hard to go to the bathroom in it? Will it stay in place? Here are some questions and comments that dudes have about this new man thong:
“Do they make both, umm, lefty and righty versions?”
“I’ll stick with the banana hammock.”
“No.”
“What if I don’t want my dick string to the left?”
“Looks like the perfect thing to wear if you don’t care about sperm count or a crooked penis.”
“Why would you want LESS sex?”
Do you think your guy friends would wear this? What if you’re about to hook up with a guy and you see this? Turn on / off? Will this really be the man thong 2.0?
