Dr. Kanye West, esq. has to do 250 hours of community service for beating up a paparazzo, you know, like everyone does, and a part of his punishment is giving fashion lectures and instructing at Los Angeles’ Trade Technical College. OMG. So fun!
He has made three visits where he gave 3-hour lectures about “the business of fashion and his personal experience within the fashion industry.” My fantasy is that Kanye shows up in an orange prison jumpsuit designed by Mason Martin Margiela.
I am working on a pattern for my dress form for my new fashion invention, bacon woven maxi dresses with leather panelling and solar powered thongs. He approaches with his arms folded, discerning gazing at my dress form up and down. Kanye says, “This is a real make it work moment.” He taps his index finger on his chin. “So make it work,” he says, the sound of his high heeled Air Yeezys click clack in the distance. I have touched the face of God.
Kanye Getting His Teach On
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Professor Yeezy Is Now Teaching Fashion Seminars (As His Punishment)
