A word of advice I’ve been getting now that I’m a senior in college and soon to be looking for a job is to make my resume stand out from the rest. Sure, the content of the resume— skills, experiences, references, etc.— is important but the delivery and set up of the resume can make or break it. Unfortunately, no one told that to the owners of these 11 resume fails. In fact, no one told them anything about getting a job ever.
From a break down of what one kid would do for $5-$100,000 to excessive masturbation being listed as a skill, these resumes are jacked up in all kinds of ways that make you wonder if this could possibly be real life.
I’d bet money that they’re still looking for employment. Check them out here!
[Lead image via Terry’s Diary]