Breaking: Drake Allegedly Enjoys Le Tuchis Lingus In Le Sexe

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In news that is not news nor important nor seemingly credible, Drake likes to get his b-hole licked. According to a fan who allegedly went to Drake’s home and allegedly got the D from him, Drake is a fan of the latest trend according to New York Magazine, “eating butt.”

The fan who allegedly licked Drake’s b-hole wrote:

“He then laid on his back and was like “My Turn.” MTO I was ready to suck the OXYGEN outta him and I did. After a few minutes he started pushing my head down, towards his b*lls. I sucked on them for a while and he pushed me down FURTHER to his butt hole. I never did that before, but it was Drake do I’m not gonna lie I did it. It was weird eating a man’s butt like that, but I’m a freak, and it was Drake LOL. He was laying there on the bed with his leg spread open and my face in his butt and his legs shaking. I wish I had a camera and could see what was happening from far back.”

There’s nothing wrong with Drake wanting to get his butt eaten. I remember that episode of Sex and The City where Miranda discovers that  “ass is on the menu” when her current hookup gives her a rim job. He then waves his booty in the air so that she can give it a taste but then Miranda freaks out and can’t do it. Nevertheless there’s nothing wrong with le tuchis lingus. That is the lesson to be learned here today, kids.

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