The Cuchini is a thing that exists. Let’s get that out of the way. It is a thing that exists to hide your camel toe situation at the beach. On Bravo’s new TV show Game of Crowns, a reality show about women in the Mrs. USA pageant circuit, all of the contestants seem to be well-versed in The Cuchini. Apparently when you’re a beauty queen you need to keep those camel toes in check.
The Cuchini basically looks like the sole of a shoe that you tuck in your yum-yum area. I don’t know why there is such an impulse to make fun of this product. I guess it’s totally useful if you don’t want people to see the outline of your labia sitch, although it seems a little uncomfortable. It’s the beach, tho, everybody’s everything is hanging out, may as well partake. Would you use The Cuchini despite it having the worst possible name ever?
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