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These People Had No Idea What Sex Was When They Were Kids


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Have you ever taken the time to reflect on how you perceived the world when you were growing up? It’s quite hilarious. I distinctively remember thinking adults were these massive, bean stalk-height people. Imagine my surprise to find that at 5’6 I tower over many of the women who helped raise me.

I also vividly remember the day I found out what sex was and the day I discovered porn…which was on the same day. I admit I was too old to not know what sex was — I was in seventh grade and thought women got pregnant from swallowing semen after giving a blow job — but it’s not my fault that no one ever had that discussion with me. I didn’t know what sex was until the day I walked into my uncle’s room, a room I had no business being in for this reason exactly, and found the CD case of a porno. On the cover was a wild woman spread eagle with a man inside of her, smiling at me like she was having the time of her life. Needless to say…my mind exploded!

Want to find out other people’s misconceptions about sex as a kid? Watch the videos below on how these guys and gals found out about the birds and the bees!