Max is not one with the outdoors, that’s clear from the start. No one should have forced this poor ginger to participate in nature activities. Maybe he could handle a nice outdoor boozy brunch. But full-fledged kayaking swampland nature? No way.
He’s not having a very good time with this whole kayak situation, and his friend Sarah is a mean betch for documenting his troubles instead of lending a paddle. But we totally love her for catching this priceless footage.
RIP Max. You’re a beautiful soul and you’re killin’ it in that fitted tee.