Manliest of men. Spudliest of spuds. Channing Tatum is up to his potatoface hijinks again and this time he’s singing (oh yeah) about the dick graze. What is the dick graze, you ask? It’s when you see your friend out and, instead of fist bumping or hugging or high fiving or saying hey, you just casually graze his junk with your hand. Because why not.
To promote 22 Jump Street‘s DVD release, Channing released a hilarious music video wherein he gives a full-on rap explanation of the dick graze — complete with visuals, because we definitely all want to see him feeling up other guys’ business.
Visit TooFab to see the full video and behold the craziest Channing potato salad you’ve ever seen.
Channing "Potato" Tatum Loves the Dick Graze (His Words, Not Ours)
