TMZ and UsWeekly are reporting that Eva Mendes has given birth to a baby girl. This is a more miraculous pregnancy than Beyoncé’s magically appearing baby bump during the MTV VMA’s.
We haven’t so much as caught a glimpse of Eva’s baby bump in all 9 months of her pregnancy. This is proof that even in Hollywood keeping a secret is possible. Makes you wonder if other celebrities are actually courting the press and paparazzi most of the time.
When Ryan and Eva “announced” they would be merging chromosomes Eva was already around 6 months pregnant and the world became bewildered with sadness to learn our Internet husband was officially boo’ed up.
I guess we’ll have to stan for America’s “Hottest Dad” now. Strange. Maybe he’ll make minivans sexy.
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