George Clooney is Officially Off The Market


George Clooney is officially off the market, not like any of us had a chance anyway. For the longest time Clooney, 53, was the world’s most eligible bachelor and he finally tied the knot to long time girlfriendĀ Amal Alamuddin in Venice yesterday.
Ugh, I want to get married in venice. Almuddin, 36, is a Brittish human activist and lawyer so we know he didn’t just marry a dumb girl. I love that this girl is smart, and I guess you’d have to be to nail down a Clooney. And of course, Clooney wouldn’t marry someone in a regular ceremony. The bride took a water taxi to the nuptials and rocked a red and black Alexander McQueen gown. The more I write about it, the giddier I get. She just sounds SO COOL.
Congratulations to the couple. I wish them a lifetime of happiness, and I want to borrow that dress.
 
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