50 Shades of Grey Sex Scenes Might Totally Disappoint You

The 50 Shades of Grey movie is based on sex– so it’s needless to say that if the sex isn’t good, this movie’s going to suck, right? Well, I hate to be the bearer of bad news but… this movie’s going to suck. Sources are saying that the lead actress, Dakota Johnson, isn’t coming off sexy enough to portray the super sexy Anastasia Steele character. Producers are also concerned that the existing footage lacks passion. So… no passion or sex appeal. I’m getting turned on already!
“[Anastasia] needs to be naive, not a dishrag,” one source adds. (Way harsh, Tai.)
I guess I’m just a little confused. Didn’t she audition for this role? Didn’t they make her act all sexy on camera prior to shooting the movie? Didn’t she beat out fan favorites like Mila Kunis, Alexis Bledel, and Lucy Hale?
Do you think Dakota is sexy enough– or is she a “dishrag” like others are saying?
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