It seems like only yesterday we were fist-pumping along with Snooki, The Situation, Pauly D, Vinny, Ronnie, Sammi & JWoww … but it’s been two years since Jersey Shore was canceled. Now with Snooki & JWoww back on the air for its final season, it has us feeling all nostalgic. I mean, we really learned a lot from those self-proclaimed guidos and guidettes, didn’t we?
Allow me to refresh your memory …
1. Girls simply do not text hot guys because they’re friends. They’re either secretly having sex or lying.
2. Always wear underwear. Especially if you plan on wearing a short dress and falling off the bar.
(Like this!)
3. You can learn a lot about yourself while drinking alcohol.
4. You should totally take your cheating boyfriend back — because it was probably your fault, anyway.
5. Violence is never the answer.
6. Honesty is the best policy.
7. Love sucks.
8. Always date within the appropriate age range.
9. Keep your standards high when looking for love.
10. And finally, be grateful for what you have. (Like, the million of dollars you earned from doing nothing but drinking and partying.)
