Taylor Swift Goes Slightly Psycho in New Blank Space Video

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Oh, Taylor. I’m so happy that America has embraced you completely, so that you can finally come forward as the absolute crazy pants you’ve always been. Welcome to the world of crazy ex-girlfriends. It’s great here.

In her new video, Taylor dates a model who looks like the male equivalent of a basic, wears a series of gorgeous gowns, frolics with unicorn friends, and wields a knife. You know, just a regular Monday. This is exactly how I imagine Taylor’s life. Ridiculous mansions (that she bought to guarantee that she’d be neighbors with her ex-boyfriend), lots of mascara tears, and the chance to channel Zooey Deschanel, style-wise.

With this video, it seems like Tay Tay is finally coming into her own as an artist and a human being. She realizes that as one of the most powerful ladies in show business she can break up with Spotify and her boyfriend in one fell swoop. Maybe her new best friendship with Lena Dunham made her realize that it’s far better to embrace your own personal insanity … but hopefully yours doesn’t involve a Voodoo doll and knife.

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