Now that Ryan Gosling is officially off the market, ladies everywhere are heartbroken. Just because you can’t physically have him with you doesn’t mean you have to give up on him entirely. There are plenty of Etsy accessories that let you keep him near your heart on a permanent basis. Whether you’re looking for a Secret Santa gift that’s the perfect balance between kitsch and creepy, or you’re just hoping that Ryan Gosling earrings guarantee that he’ll be whispering sweet nothings all night, these accessories are almost as cute as he is. What better way to celebrate his 34th birthday?