Watch Lorde Awkwardly Dance to Don't Tell 'Em Cover

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Do you believe that Lorde is secretly a 45-year-old woman? Despite her friendship with Taylor Swift, I can’t help but want to see her birth certificate, Obama style. There’s no way girlfriend is younger than me. However, after watching this video, I finally believe she’s young (or at least young at heart). Her awkward bouncing to Jeremih’s “Don’t Tell ‘Em” is you, every time you’ve been white girl wasted. Side note: I’m pretty sure I had her halter top in the 90s, courtesy of the fine people of Limited Too.
This video combined with her perfect Diplo insult (he tried to raise money to get Taylor Swift a new bottom, Kim Kardashian oiled up like a Thanksgiving turkey style, so she told him he had a small peen), make me wonder if Lorde might be our spirit animal, after all.

If you want to feel better about your own dance moves, you can watch Lorde drop it low like a sorority girl in the club for BBC Radio 1’s Live Lounge.

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Lorde also performed her ridiculously haunting song, “Yellow Flicker Beat,” from the Hunger Games soundtrack.

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