People magazine has crowned this year’s sexiest man alive, and it’s your Australian boyfriend Chris Hemsworth. Clearly the sexiest of the Hemsworths (narrowly beating Liam and leaving the third, often unnamed brother in the dust), Hemsworth easily slips into the role of a Norse god, because those arms are definitely not the arms of a mortal. While you might be tempted to spend the day ranting about who didn’t win the title this year (Hiddleston was robbed! You picked the wrong Chris!), you should spend the day just basking in the multi-faceted sexiness of Chris Hemsworth.
1. When he found an angle that made his arms look even better.
2. When he proved how good he’d be a Bop It!
Twist it Thor, twist it.
3. When he artfully pulled off some the “one piece of hair in my eyes” look.
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4. When he had a little trouble with his cape (goofy can be sexy too).
5. When he paired a long jacket with a ponytail.
6. When he pointed us right to his adorable smile.
7. When he got all dirty for Snow White and the Huntsman.
He really wears dirt well.
8. When he rocked a maroon suit.
Yes, sir, you deserve a victory fist pump.
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9. When he smiled for the camera.
10. When he perfected the scruffy look dressed in a hoodie.
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11. When he had the glorious locks of Thor.
12. When he stretched out on this bench.
13. When he gave us the gift of his abs.
14. When he wore a leather vest and talked with his hands.
Yes, Hemsworth, use them all you want.
15. When he did this (with this face).
*insert by the hammer of Thor joke here*
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