Your Typical Thursday Night Pregame, As Told By the Kardashians

On many occasions, the pregame party is more important than the actual party. It’s that bonding time with your girlfriends where you discuss important topics, like penis sizes or the latest no-carb diet, and get tipsy enough to ensure you won’t spend a dime at the bar … like you would anyway. Any good party girl would tell you, if you don’t have the proper pregame, it could throw off your entire night.
Let the Kardashians explain what a typical pregame party entails …

It’s officially Thursday night which can only mean one thing… 

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You’re all set with a bottle of cheap vodka.

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 You warn all your friends in advance:

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Your girls show up like:

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And you can’t help but …

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So, the alcohol starts flowing.

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And flowing.

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Until you’re drunk enough that you’re making faces like this.

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You struggle to find a reason not to binge eat every single item in your fridge.

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And no one can judge you because you’ve already made it clear:

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 One of your friends walks in wearing the shortest dress you’ve ever seen.

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She starts telling everyone where she got her outfit and you’re like …


 You start to discuss your game plan for the night.

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You call for a cab but they say it’s going to take at least 45 minutes.

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So you take slutty pictures in the meantime.

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And this goes on for a while …

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Because everyone needs to know you’re having the time of your life.

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After a few too many drinks, you start to get emotional …


 And kind of sick.


Your sober roommate’s like …

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But you’re a trooper and head out for a night of debauchery.

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Best. pregame. ever.

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