Taylor Swift, the girl voted best lip red lipstick game, will not be playing Joni Mitchell in an upcoming biopic. But Swift isn’t one to let the haters hate, and there are so many other roles she would be perfect in, from biopics to remakes to adaptations.
1. Sally in When Harry Met Sally
You know you want to see her fake an orgasm in a crowded (smoothie bar, I guess?)
2. Sylvia Plath
They do have the same bathing suits.
3. Rizzo in Grease
4. Gwyneth Paltrow
Title: Living the GOOP Life
5. The mom in Home Alone
Because she’s got her surprised face down.
6. Sassy in Homeward Bound
Because she is sassy. Bonus is they get two of her exs to voice the dogs.
7. All the March sisters in Little Women
The Parent Trap-style
8. Galinda in Wicked in the Glee movie
The role already has so many layers!
9. Harriet in Harriet the Spy 2
Harriet is all grown up and into Facebook stalking.
A-la Fantasia in the Lifetime original movie The Fantasia Barrino Story: Life is Not a Fairy Tale.