Ariana Grande's Boyfriend Denies Allegations That She Likes To Be Carried

Amidst allegations that Ariana Grande likes to be carried like a tiny baby, her boyfriend fights back! It’s cool, Big Sean (described as “Taylor Swift of rapping”), we totally get it — you don’t want the world to think you’re dating a small child, even if she is chicken nugget sized (way more adorable that way). After moving on from Glee star Naya Rivera, he moved on to Grande, famous for her high ponytail, Mariah moves, and diva behavior.
The belief is that this pop star has gone so diva that there’s no return, and she’s forcing her entourage to tote her around like a small child being picked up from her car seat.
Luckily, the fine folks over at Jezebel are on the case, doing some serious investigative journalism, because America deserves to know the truth about our favorite teenybopper star. It can’t be a coincidence that one of her biggest singles was Baby I. 
Big Sean fights back, saying, “That don’t even sound logical. No, man, she don’t get carried. I remember I was with her one time and she got carried but it was ’cause her foot was bleeding. She busted her foot, like, you know, dancing and stuff. That’s ridiculous.”
Despite evidence to the contrary, for now we’ll continue to let Ariana live… like the little baby we know she can be.
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