Never Invite George R.R. Martin to Your Christmas Party

George R.R. Martin

Much like Joss Whedon, George R.R. Martin will kill every character you love, even on Christmas. The unwise folks at College Humor recently invited the Game of Thrones¬†author to their holiday shin dig, hoping to appeal to his holiday spirit to try to get him to spare their favorite characters. Unfortunately, not even yuletide glee can stop Martin’s thirst for (fictional) blood.

 

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