Apparently John Mayer’s New Year’s resolution is to become a poorly rendered CGI human. The singer has obviously not mastered Photoshop (or, you know, looking at a photo and judging your ineptitude with Photoshop has made it unpostable) because this Monday he posted a picture featuring himself and College Humor’s Ricky Van Veen so retouched the poor men almost lost their noses.
While some sites and fans are speculating the botched Photoshop job was done on purpose as a joke or meaningful artistic statement (you know, really his wheelhouse), there also lies the possibility that Mayer just really wants his fans to think of him as a smooth skinned, semi noseless guy. Maybe near-noselessness will be the biggest Instagram trend of 2015. We stand on the edge of a new year people, anything could happen.