10 Signs You’re in a Committed Relationship With Wine

When you can’t wait to get home to see it, and you sometimes even cancel plans to have some one-on-one time, you might have to accept that you’re in a very real relationship…with vino.

 

1. You buy your wine cute accessories such as glasses, wine stoppers, and glasses charms.

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2. You’ve used terms like “soulmate” and “shoulder to cry on” when describing your favorite Pinot Grigio.

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3. You know Two-Buck Chuck will be there whether you’re feeling sad or have a reason to celebrate.

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4. Your friends have tagged you in a Facebook photo as a bottle of Barefoot.

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5. You’ve requested that Yellowtail is served at your funeral and you’re buried with a bottle.

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6. You’d rather stay in and watch a movie with a few glasses of Merlot than interact with other humans. Luckily you and Merlot hate all the same people.

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7. Your arm candy at parties is a box of Franzia.

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8. You’ve buckled your newly purchased wine in the car to ensure a safe drive home.

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9. Going to a wine tasting feels a little like cheating on your old, reliable favorites, but you know they’ll understand and support you expanding your horizons.

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10. You’re willing to lie about how you met (snuck a few sips when your parents went to bed during a freshman year sleepover and it’s been true love ever since).

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