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50 Shades Of Grey Review: From Somebody That Didn’t Read The Book



My friend and I went to watch 50 Shades of Grey. We haven’t read the books and we had little knowledge on what to expect. I knew there was some S&M sex involved but never knew why, where, when or how. I wanted to see for myself the hype most women were talking about.

Here is every thought that went through my head while watching the movie.

Is this the plot of a porno movie?

Well, hello Mr. Grey

Ugh never mind, he’s so cheesy

Anastasia, girl get it together

OMG The Weeknd’s song

Well, I think I might be into that contract thing…

“The Submissive will not drink to excess, smoke, take recreational drugs, or put herself in any unnecessary danger”

Is that Beyonce’s song?

Beyonce AGAIN!

Why is Anastasia always naked and not Grey?

Why are people giggling?


Anastasia, why did you ask him to do you the worse thing he could do to you?

This Christian Grey is too intense

Is this really how it ends?

Oh, well

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