50 Shades Of Grey Review: From Somebody That Didn't Read The Book

My friend and I went to watch 50 Shades of Grey. We haven’t read the books and we had little knowledge on what to expect. I knew there was some S&M sex involved but never knew why, where, when or how. I wanted to see for myself the hype most women were talking about.
Here is every thought that went through my head while watching the movie.

Is this the plot of a porno movie?

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Well, hello Mr. Grey

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Ugh never mind, he’s so cheesy

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Anastasia, girl get it together

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OMG The Weeknd’s song

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Well, I think I might be into that contract thing…

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“The Submissive will not drink to excess, smoke, take recreational drugs, or put herself in any unnecessary danger”

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Is that Beyonce’s song?

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Beyonce AGAIN!

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Why is Anastasia always naked and not Grey?

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Why are people giggling?

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Anastasia, why did you ask him to do you the worse thing he could do to you?

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This Christian Grey is too intense

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Is this really how it ends?

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Oh, well

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