Who knew that the most badass jokester at Comedy Central’s Roast of Justin Bieber would be Martha Stewart. Martha freakin’ Stewart. In a room of comedians like Kevin Hart and Jeffrey Ross, the world’s most famous homemaker absolutely slayed when it came to busting the Biebs. I’d say her writers should get a raise, but I wouldn’t be shocked if Martha had a hand in calculating these brutal burns herself. Martha Stewart, you are a bad bitch, and we worship you.
The entire roast was two hours long, but this is what you need to see. Watch Marha’s full set here.
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