Jaden Smith is no stranger to the spotlight. His parents are Hollywood royalty, and both he and his sister, Willow, are notorious for being a bit odd. (Need we mention last year’s bizarre interview).
I guess it should come as no surprise that the 16-year-old’s Twitter account is just as weird. Here are some words of wisdom to start off your weekend from the guy who just wore a women’s dress to Coachella. You do you, Jaden.
*Note his grammar.
1. On wearing a dress:
That Moment When Your Wearing A Dress With No Pants And You Swerve Way To Hard.
— Jaden (@jaden) April 9, 2015
2. On life:
The More Time You Spend Awake The More Time You Spend Asleep.
— Jaden (@jaden) February 13, 2015
3. On going to the bathroom:
That Moment When Peeing Feels So Good You Start Crying.
— Jaden (@jaden) March 20, 2015
4. On himself:
Hey Guys I Might Be Crazy But I'm Not A Dolphin http://t.co/DSkbHn3wkk
— Jaden (@jaden) February 16, 2015
5. On girls:
Don't Worry Bae I'll Talk To You About SpaceTime Over FaceTime.
— Jaden (@jaden) December 16, 2014
6. On airports:
Currently Going Through Customs Even Though I Was Born On This Planet.
— Jaden (@jaden) November 25, 2014
8. On water quality:
I've Bin Drinking Distilled Water For So Long That When I Drink Normal Water It Feels Like I'm Swallowing Huge Chunks Of Aluminum.
— Jaden (@jaden) November 2, 2014
7. On citizenship:
Anyone Born On This Planet Should Have A Planetary Citizenship Enabling Them To Freely Explore There Home
— Jaden (@jaden) November 2, 2014
9. On poetry:
If I Die In My Flannel Will You Write My Poems On Tyler's 5 Panels And Jesusus Sandals This Plane Is Just To Much To Handle.
— Jaden (@jaden) October 22, 2014
10. On gravity:
If A Cup Cake Falls From A Tree How Far Away Will It Be From Down. #Jupiter
— Jaden (@jaden) August 29, 2014
11. On nature:
Most Trees Are Blue
— Jaden (@jaden) March 23, 2013
12. On nicknames:
Lately People Call Me Scoop Life
— Jaden (@jaden) May 25, 2013
13. On experience:
Water In The Eyes And Alcohol In The Eyes Are Pretty Much The Same I Know This From First Hand Experience.
— Jaden (@jaden) March 4, 2014
14. On gum?:
Luke. Who Has The Trident
— Jaden (@jaden) March 10, 2013
15. On reflections:
How Can Mirrors Be Real If Our Eyes Aren't Real
— Jaden (@jaden) May 2, 2013
16. On food:
There Is No Nutrients In Our Food Anymore Or In Our Soil OR IN OUR WATER.
— Jaden (@jaden) October 10, 2013
17. On anatomy:
You Can Discover Everything You Need To Know About Everything By Looking At Your Hands
— Jaden (@jaden) May 10, 2014
18. On hygiene:
Umm Who Has The Floss
— Jaden (@jaden) March 10, 2013
19. On his favorite movie:
I Watch Twilight Every Night
— Jaden (@jaden) July 17, 2012
20. On…I don’t know, you tell me:
Blood On The Leaves Came On Kanye Kept Saying Make A Circle So We Did But The Fire Marshall Told Us To Turn Down With Capital Letters.
— Jaden (@jaden) September 1, 2014
