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New England Aquarium Is Setting Up Rooms For Penguins’ Sexy Time

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Tired of bringing your boyfriend back to your dorm room? We guess you have a right to complain because even penguins at the New England Aquarium have more privacy. The aquarium in BostonĀ is setting up private sex rooms, hilariously called “honeymoon suites,” for African penguins in hopes to get them in the mood to breed, the Associated Press reports.

Do penguins use pick-up lines? What if they don’t like their penguin partner? Will they worry that he won’t call in the morning? I’m probably over-thinking this. Actually, I know I am because I’m imagining scented candles and Marvin Gaye playing in the background of a mini-igloo.

Joking aside, it’s pretty important that these penguins start making babies because biologists estimate that the species might become extinct in just a decade. So do your thing, little penguins! You’re too cute to not be around for generations to come.

COLLEGECANDY Writer
Probably busy watching puppy videos on Instagram.