Once your little cousin is too old to play house or baby with her dolls, you’re going to wish the Official Amy Schumer Doll was really on the market. With Amy, your cousin will learn exactly how to take care of her drunk girlfriends in college. While Barbie might come with a pet dog and have a ton of jobs, Amy is more realistic: spiking her morning coffee, sleeping in until 1 in the afternoon, and downing cranberry juice to combat that UTI. She even talks! Check out the hilarious fake promo from Inside Amy Schumer.