Amy Schumer Got Drafted As The Next 'Bachelorette' & We Need It To Happen

It was only a matter of time before The Bachelorette took a hint from Dancing With the Stars and added celebrities to shake things up. In case your Memorial Day festivities sent you to bed before this week’s episode of The Bachelorette, Amy Schumer made a guest appearance as part of a stand-up comedy challenge and completely stole the show. Are you even slightly surprised? No, of course not. It’s Amy freakin’ Schumer. Anyway, ABC senior vice president Robert Mills was also charmed by Amy, so much so that he invited her to be the next Bachelorette in the most public forum we have in the year 2015, Twitter.

I know this would never happen, but now that the idea is out there…it would be so amazing! Think about it. Amy would totally have the guys wrestling pigs covered in oil on group dates just for own amusement. The rose ceremonies? She’d probably do them in sweatpants instead of a fancy gown while the contestants would be standing in their boxers for a shot with the hilarious comedian.
But, like I said, never going to happen. Besides that Amy is on top of the world right now. She could probably get any guy she wanted if she stopped making us all laugh so hard we choke on our wine watching Inside Amy Schumer every week. Seriously have you seen the One Direction sketch? Or the “Milk, Milk, Lemonade” song? How about the “Last F*ckable Day?” I digress. What I’m saying is I’d love to see Amy handing out roses, whether it’s as the Bachelorette or in a sketch mocking the guilty pleasure dating show. Or maybe Shawn B. can just pull a Brady and tell Kaitlyn he wants to see if something can work between him and Amy?
It looks like Amy is not totally against the idea…

[Story via Cosmopolitan]

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