Who was your crush in third grade? I can tell you the name of mine. I don’t know why this guy who I haven’t spoken to or thought about it years can still find his way through my brain if I get asked this question, but he sticks with me.
I can also tell you that I was completely convinced that I was going to marry Chris Trousdale, 1/5 of the boy band Dream Street that was my obsession world when I was twelve years old. His career didn’t amount to much – except he did appear on the blind auditions The Voice a few seasons ago…and had zero judges want him on their team. I guess that means a. I have bad taste in men and b. I’m obviously from New Jersey because who else would dig that fake tan?

What does your childhood celebrity crush say about you?